Bitties

Genetics: Jigglers x Bahama Mama

Sativa/Indica Scale: 60/40 (Sativa-Leaning Hybrid)

Five Key Words: Fruity, Funky, Happy, Relaxed, Social

Cannabinoid Profile: Total THC: 25.20%, Total CBD: 0.17%, Total Cannabinoids: 29.90%

Terpene Profile (Total 3.63%): δ-Limonene (0.91%), β-Caryophyllene (0.75%), α-Pinene (0.19%)

Lab Data Reality & Ratio Justification:

The 60/40 sativa-lean is dictated by a terpene profile where the primary effect is unambiguously cerebral and mood-elevating. δ-Limonene is the dominant terpene by a significant margin, driving a bright, euphoric, and energetic head high. β-Caryophyllene provides a crucial calming physical presence that eases tension and prevents the high from being too racy or anxious, but it does not create a heavy, sedative body stone. The slightly higher-than-average CBD content (0.17%) further smooths the edges and contributes to the relaxed, non-anxious character. The profile is geared toward mental activation with physical comfort.

The Entourage Effect & Genetic Expression:

The offspring of two fruity titans, Bitties is a social catalyst in chemical form. Jigglers and Bahama Mama combine to create a terpene profile bursting with cheerful, mood-lifting compounds. The entourage effect is pure, therapeutic joy: Limonene induces a bright, talkative euphoria, while Caryophyllene works in the background to dissolve social anxiety and physical tension. The CBD content acts as a buffer, making the high exceptionally friendly and easy-going. This is the pharmacological opposite of social anxiety.

Therapeutic Uses:

Primary: 

  • Social Anxiety, Depression, Stress

Secondary: 

  • Mild Pain, Inflammation

Mechanism: 

Targets the psychological and physiological aspects of social interaction. It reduces inhibitions, promotes a positive mindset, and eases the physical tension (shoulder tightness, nervous stomach) that often accompanies anxiety, making social engagement feel natural and enjoyable.

Smoking Experience & Summary: The flavor is a bold, funky burst of overripe tropical fruit with a gassy undertone. The high comes on fast with a rush of giggles, talkativeness, and a warm, happy glow that makes everything funnier and more interesting. A light, functional body buzz keeps you comfortable and at ease. It’s the life of the party in a nug. The lower moisture content (6.9%) ensures a clean, even burn.

Food & Beverage Pairings: 

  • Tropical fruit salad; Ginger ale or lemonade; Coconut shrimp

Activity Pairings: 

  • Game night with friends; Listening to comedy or music; A casual walk in a park

Consumption Note: 

  • A perfect "joint strain" for sharing with friends at a concert or gathering.