Mr. Stinkyz

Genetics: Zoap x Mr. Stinky

Sativa/Indica Scale: 50/50 (Balanced Hybrid)

Five Key Words: Pungent, Gassy, Funky, Stoney, Long-Lasting

Cannabinoid Profile: Total THC: 25.69%, Total CBD: 0.11%, Total Cannabinoids: 30.37%

Terpene Profile (Total 4.40%): trans-Nerolidol (0.61%), Linalool (0.46%), δ-Limonene (0.83%)

Lab Data Reality & Ratio Justification:

The 50/50 "balanced" rating here is unique; it's a balance between a heavy body stone and a spacey cerebral effect, not a balance of energy and relaxation. The significant levels of trans-Nerolidol and Linalool produce a powerful, sedative body high and mental calm. However, the cerebral effects are not clear or energetic; they are a "stoney," heavy-headed, and spacey feeling. The δ-Limonene provides an initial lift and complexity, but it's quickly subsumed by the sedative terpenes. The result is a high that is equally mental and physical, but both ends of the spectrum are characterized by heavy, sedative properties—a "balanced stone."

The Entourage Effect & Genetic Expression:

A true "stoner's strain" from two notoriously pungent parents. Zoap contributes a unique "soapy" gas, while Mr. Stinky brings the intense, funky fermentation. The entourage effect is a heavy, creeping, full-system shutdown. Nerolidol and Linalool create deep physical sedation and mental calm, while the Limonene provides a brief, initial spark before the heaviness fully sets in. This creates a long-lasting, immobilizing experience that is for dedicated relaxation.

Therapeutic Uses:

Primary: 

  • Insomnia, Chronic Pain, Severe Stress

Secondary:

  • Muscle Spasms, Appetite Stimulation

Mechanism: The powerful terpene profile delivers a long-lasting, full-body effect that is effective for breaking through high pain thresholds and severe sleep disturbances. It's a sledgehammer for symptoms that milder strains can't touch.

Smoking Experience & Summary: The smell is aggressively funky and gassy, with a sour, fermented edge. The smoke is thick, expansive, and lingers in the air. The high is a classic creeper; it starts with a mild, spacey head high before a heavy, stoney feeling gradually blankets your entire body and mind. This is a long-lasting (2-3 hour), immobilizing experience perfect for when you have zero obligations and can fully lean into a deep, heavy stone. It's not for the faint of heart.

Food & Beverage Pairings: 

  • Strong, aged cheese; A rich stout beer; Dark chocolate with sea salt

Activity Pairings: 

  • Lounging on the couch; Listening to an album start-to-finish; Stargazing

Consumption Note: 

  • Not a social or functional strain. Plan to be stationary. A little goes a long way. Best consumed in the late evening.